(Source: ernistheburnturn)

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

• HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
• GO FAST
• NEVER USE BRAKES

the-science-llama:

Baby Born Inside the Amniotic Sac

After this Caesarean section, the amniotic sac was still completely intact which is pretty rare. At this point, the baby doesn’t even know it is born yet and has not begun breathing for itself.

goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

sassraptor:

lbby:

evanedinger:

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

im so fucking angry

EVERY FUCKING TIME

(Source: aimlessme)

blissfulcatharsis:

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

(Source: baisechatte)

beyoncevevo:

taking a test you didnt study for

googlebus:

one easy step to be cool 

1. be me 

kevdied:

leafsaw:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

rebloggable, as requested :) 

I’ve discovered a sure way to make guys run away screaming is to talk about menstrual clumps.